"Heresy!" you may claim.
But no... there's more. If I were the boy, here's how I would caption these pictures:
|Woot! I get to pull levers on this fire truck! |
I usually have to wait for the firemen to get distracted before I can do this at home!
|I do not appreciate how impressive the animation is on this Nemo ride.|
|Lunch with the cousins. I have no idea how expensive this restaurant is, so I'm going to ask for dessert six times.|
|Waiting in line for another princess? Really? Woe is me.|
|Didn't we already meet this one?|
|I'm UNDER this huge ball thing! Physics!|
|I have no idea that I'm about to fall, booty-first, into that shrubbery.|
|I appreciate science rides far more than a six year-old should.|
|Pluto's doghouse has lights on it!|
|My mom made us these autograph books for Christmas. In a strange coincidence, I can use them at Disney!|
I will never understand that my mom saw that coming!
|Mickey Mouse has always loved me.|
|How many pictures are we gonna take?|
|I think Minnie likes me.|
|The compound interest piggy bank game rules!|
|Storm readiness is pretty fun.|
|After dark, this sidewalk lights up! Lights! Lights I can step on! |
Stop taking my picture so I can jump on them!